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Well, I went to the hospital yesterday.

See, I was having a productive day, which can be rare for me. I had finalized the hotel rooms, gotten my car registered(which was a major pain) and I decided that I should make myself a healthy lunch. Tuna fish with celery chunks. Good for me! Yea!

Thats when the Kennedy in me kicked in.

I kinda made tuna fish with celery and me chunks.

Barbie wants me to add that I bled everywhere, and she had to clean it up.

She came home for lunch and was grossed out by my hastly applied bandaid. Barbie's mom told me the bandaid "had to come off", and we soaked it for a good half hour, and it budged a little. But getting it off just a little hurt so bad. So after much cajoling by Barbie, my mom and Barbie's mom, I went to the ER.

Right off the bat they gave me a tetnus shot, and sat me in the waiting room. Then Barbie noticed that I was infact bleeding from my tetnus shot. I really didn't care, because whenever I go to the doctors with Barbie, I end up bleeding on myself. So then they escourted me to the curtained area with bed & stuff to soak my finger to try and get the bandaid off. The male nurse told me "It's comming off one way or another". It was glued on pratically, so I was completely in wuss mode.

After a few minutes with no luck, they decided to pull a George Bush, and remove it by force. I warned Barbie "I am going to cuss up a storm when they do." Right before they yanked it off, they brough the cutest 2 year old boy in the curtained area next to us. So I had to watch my mouth, and I did. No F-bombs or anything. I just grunted. After they ripped it off, they put some sort of medicated foam on my wound and they wrapped the whole thing in a gauze tube sock.

In closing, I want to say thanks to Barbie, who was awsome while I was being a complete wuss and to Barbie's and my Mom for both telling me that it was more serious than I though it was.



EDIT: I took pictures when I changed my bandages. Here are the icky pictures.
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