Craptacular!

Well, we are all now recovering from the fun and excitement that is the holidays. We laughed, we cried, we puked.

I am very excited as I have just put the finishing touches on our honeymoon. It’s gonna be friggin sweet. We fly out Monday (April 24)from good ole Logan nonstop to Vegas for five days of decadent fun in the desert doing stuff like looking at dams and big holes in the Earth. I am gonna make it my mission to get bumped to first class though, because then we’ll get to rub elbows with the likes of Tom Brady and maybe even David Hasselholf. And 6 hours in one of those economy seats, and I may just try and light my shoe on fire for a change of pace.
(Just Kidding Department of Homeland Security)
(I don’t want to go to Cuba)


Just picked up the ipod I have been dreaming about forever. Ahh, the Ipod video. It is way cooler than even I could have imagined. First off, they got it to me in 3 days, and thats with LASER ENGRAVING on the back!!! Thets when I first realized thats my ipod is chock full o magical powers. I had my theory confirmed when I read the FedEx travel log:



Ok, first off, my Ipod, sans delorean, went back in time twice. Now, I’ve heard the counter arguments about time zones and datelines, but I say poppycock! If it wasn’t magic, then explain the part I underlined.

Without departing Alaska on a plane, it arrived in Portland.

Magic, I tell ya.

Aside from its magical abilities, it shows video on screen and can even output video to a freaking tv!
Man, if Apple could figure out how to make a computer, they would rule the world.
(Just Kidding Diane)
(Not Really ;) )